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scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008
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scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.
Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009
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Scrotumize

A threat you give to someone you are playing a video game with. To scrotumize means surgically removing the scrotum and putting it on them as a hat.
Curtis, if you kill me, I swear to god I'll scrotumize you.
by YannyHD January 3, 2010
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scrotum

There's a lot of goodness in those tiny little scrotums.
by TheProfessor1ef2es June 12, 2011
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Scrotum cap

To skin your/someone's scrotum and wear it as a swimming cap so when you/they jump into the water it shrinks and squeezes your/their head until it explodes. A person with strong autism is described as a scrotum cap.
Phan is such a scrotum cap.

You're going to get scrotum capped mate.
by rainbowserpent June 7, 2014
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scrotum

Greg: "want anything from the store?"
Alon: "yeah, pick me up half-a-dozen eggs and a scrotum of apples"
by pixelfairy February 28, 2009
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scrotum toter

Anyone with a scrotum.
Jeff: I just found out the sex of our baby!
T-Bag: So, is it gonna be a scrotum toter?
Jeff: Why yes, yes it is!
by T-Baggins July 4, 2009
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