salami breath

The smell of ones breath after providing oral pleasure to a man.

Jon had salami breath after he was hanging out with frank this afternoon.

by Salami Sammy October 16, 2013

Salami Sweat

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"

Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.

by Jenn_nJooce April 21, 2017

Salami slopping

another way to say meat riding/meat munching

Guy 1: Bro, Scott the Woz sucks since he hates RPGs

Guy 2: What the fuck is your reasoning

Guy 3: Yo guy 1 is so right onggg

Guy 2: Quit salami slopping

by isimpmaybe November 07, 2022

Salami curtains

When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.

"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."

"Ewwww gross!"

"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."

"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."

by Kendall noel January 22, 2016

Hot Salami

Possessing outstanding quality or superior merit; remarkably good.
Also commonly spelled and pronounced "hawt salami".

You should try this soup, it's really hot salami.

Girl1: Look at this new purse I got.
Girl2: That's some hot salami!

Stop trying to make hot salami happen, it's not going to happen.

by wwhhd May 23, 2013

Grand Salami

A walk off grand slam in baseball.

In the air to right. And it is gone! Grand Salami! And the Phillies win the ball game!

by Flyers fanatic April 07, 2018

salami slap

when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe

WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne

by woodenstone July 18, 2006