Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

Premature ejacutext

To send a text message prior to fully completing your message.
text premature

(Person 1)What do you wa
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)Sorry for the premature ejacutext! What do you want for dinner?

by RCR4624 September 24, 2011

prematurely ecstaticculate

1) Characterized as the act of displaying extreme excitement for something that is yet to happen.
2) Being really nice to someone you love by supporting something they wish to do before they do it.
3) The opposite of not loving someone because of a lack of recent quantifiable accomplishments.

person 1: I'm so excited! You are going to do great!!

person 2: Thank you for your support, I love it when you prematurely ecstaticculate! It makes me feel so great!

by Naughty Luxe October 13, 2011

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

premature elaboration

The embarrassing failure that occurs when a business gets overly excited and rolls out a new idea/ business model/ programme before its been fully tested.

Manager 1: "Wow the Sales Manager is really gung-ho about this new training programme - he wants to roll it out to the whole sales force"

Manager 2: "Yeah but I think its a premature elaboration - you might want to stand aside things could get messy"

by Timmy the Dog October 11, 2013