Booth Pigeon

A common occurrence in nightclubs where a gaggle of club-goers (usually female) blag their way into the DJ booth and then remain there for the rest of the night taking selfies of them with the DJ. These "booth pigeons" also have a tendency to snapchat 80% of their night (with the flash on) and have no personal friendship with the DJ, except for later on in the night where they will try to shag him so they can tweet about the following morning. An interesting phenomenon of booth pigeons is that they rarely ever dance, instead spending their time in the DJ booth jostling and flapping for the nearest position to the DJ so they can be seen by the club-goers who really don't give a shit that they're up there. Booth Pigeons are additionally so called because they are seen as unsavoury pests in the nightclub sphere.

"Maddie's such a booth pigeon - she only wants to be in the DJ booth so she can shag Jackmaster and get the official photographer to take pics of her."

"Don't booth pigeons realise that the DJ booth is the worst place in the club in terms of actually hearing the music?? ...oh wait, they don't give a shit about music"

by ransomofroses May 17, 2017

Mafia Pigeon

The creator of gendersolid, gendergas, the death unicorn, the blood rainbow, and much much more. Also the leader of the mafia pigeons.

"Hey, have you heard of Mafia Pigeon?"
"Uh, no."

by Mafia Pigeon March 17, 2022

pigeon pancake

A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.

Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 11, 2009

pigeon architect

A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.

The company's new pigeon architect just shat on my project.

by clipper678 March 22, 2017

pigeon toed

One who walks with feet pointed inward toward each other.

Damn ya cousin is pigeon toed

by Panama May 13, 2005

albino pigeon

A way to mount your partner!when the women runs at full speed and leaps high into the air and grabs her two legs and holds them to make V and aims to land on the mans penis wile he lays on the bed.WARNING may result in injury or loss of life due to bent dick or internal bleeding

albino pigeon is a way to mount your partner before engaging in intercourse

by potency April 15, 2009

stool pigeon

A person who can be otherwise known as a Rat, Nark, or Tattle Tail. He/She suffer's the unfortunate proclivity towards debasing him/herself by engaging in sociatal suicide.

by Mathew Cunningham August 2, 2003