picked up

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection
by beetsmeets March 04, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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pick up order

I got locked because of a pick up order
by the savageee July 06, 2017
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pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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Pick up the W

Antonym of Take the L. Picking up the W is used to describe a win, accomplishment, or plus of some sort.
E.g. Acing a test, winning a game of poker, suceeding in the stock market, proving a point, crushing someone in 1v1 basketball, etc.
I picked up the w, or picked up a win, by picking up two hot broads yesterday.
I pick up the w all the time.
by Rutherford G. Maldington March 25, 2016
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Pick up

For an addict to resume using alcohol or other drugs , after a prolonged period of abstinence .
“Whatever you do, don’t pick up; but if you feel like you must, pick up the phone and call me!”
by GlenHood76 January 09, 2019
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pick me up

when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid
heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up
by August 04, 2021
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