The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

New Orleans Pelicans

Despite being only a few years old, the newest NBA team made the playoffs their second year and operate under the should-be MVP Anthony Davis and his sidekick point guard Jrue Holiday A truly badass team

"Who is your favorite team broh?"
"My favorite team is that new badass New Orleans Pelicans team with the unibrow wonder A. Davis"

by TheBiggestMan May 14, 2015

Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

Suck my pelican

It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe

Nigga suck my pelican!

by Kenziiee12 September 2, 2016

feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

pelican cocaine

the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child's bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your coke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt

"We just got Pelican cocained! "
"No. We didn't. He took the actual coke"
"Fuck"

by Phaedrawithacamera December 29, 2016

Pelican Kissing

Sharing vomit with your partner as part of a sexual encounter.

Pelican Kissing is an example of tasteless sex

by Thrutch January 12, 2009