Cum Jar

The Cum Jar is the way for the men to pay respect to the hundred, the thousand of babies that will never been born, sending their semen to rest in that untouched sanctuary.

- Honey, mom gave me this jam jar with Jar Jar on it as a present for you
- I will put it into good use, I will make it my next cum jar. Real men use cum jars. Not sockets.

by obso September 5, 2019

Tip Jar

Another name for "douche bag"...

Check out that tip jar in the baseball cap.

He was cheating on her...what a tip jar!

He thinks he's the shit...what a tip jar!

by That Girl32 May 22, 2010

jew jar

a jar where a person continually stores change to be cahsed in at a later date

dude, my jew jar is almost full

by matt rooks December 26, 2007

Jar head

The Slang term came about during WW2 as a slang term for a US Marine.
During the war some steel helmets were made by the Mason jar company.

Some Marines who were issues helmets made by Mason Jar co. were called Jar heads

by Donald Skirvin May 15, 2007

hot jar

To receive oral pleasure after an intense workout in unbreathable pants.

She was looking to spice things up, so I gave her the hot jar.

by Money Hustard October 16, 2015

jar jumper

A female that goes from meth cook to meth cook for free dope.

Look out she's a jar jumper !

by Liz harvey September 26, 2017

Around the Jar

A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.

“Take 3 laps around the jar”!

by NotYourAverageEv July 5, 2021