noah

Kinda gay

"Noah kinda gay uno"

by A plug November 29, 2019

Noah

Noah is a dick, plain and simple. Most Noah's are greasy bastards who bring nothing to the table besides being afraid of the sun. Even still, at least a Noah will open his basement to lan parties

Friend 1: "Has Noah washed his hair in the past week?"
Friend 2: "No I don't think he has"

by The Fox1488 July 28, 2019

Noah

sexy god what a dad lord he fucks all the hot chicks and has prolly fucked ur bitch multiple times and has the biggest dick in the world his mains bitches name is taylor

hes such a nigga noah

by fatherlax221 November 29, 2017

Noah

A guy who is secretley a terrorist with a pedophile mustache and constantly masturbates to camel porn. He enjoys blowing stuff up including his girlfriend. He also one time stuck a piece of dynamite up his ass to get off.

"Dude I just saw Noah!"

"That Terrorist creep! Ewwww!"

by Charlesbronson November 9, 2012

noah

to dance like you're from the 1980's. Requires putting fingers behind back and shaking them like you're on coke. Also, driving vintage cars from the era which happen to travel in time at 88 mph.

With that Miami vice suit he looks like he could be all Noah and shit.

by Jack jensen May 7, 2007

noah

Noah takes the best snap chats

I got the best snapchat from Noah today

by noahologist December 21, 2014

Noah

Noah is a somewhat overweight guy that causes everyone to pronounce his name by saying every syllable. He's also comedic at times, but only depending on the situation. Girls often like him, but he doesn't know it due to lack of self confidence.

girl 1: Hey its No-ah!
girl 2: No-ah!
guy: No-ah!
Noah : Oh hey guys...

by Uwould222 October 23, 2012