A male human that likes to make comments about himself too much. He is dating an Esther and can't shut his mouth if it's about himself. He likes oreos and can make arks like a pro.
by Sharkisha Mcsex August 11, 2016
Get the Noahmug. Noah is someone in your life when you meet them you are shook on how amazing that person is. He is amazing, sweet and not to mention hot! Sadly he Dosent realize it and underestimates him self. If you get to know a person like this I don’t know what your waiting for because ever since I met a noah my life has changed for the good. And it’s crazy to be able to meet this type of person in your life so don’t pass it up.... before he’s gone.
by Jenoah0812 October 25, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a dick, plain and simple. Most Noah's are greasy bastards who bring nothing to the table besides being afraid of the sun. Even still, at least a Noah will open his basement to lan parties
by The Fox1488 July 28, 2019
Get the Noahmug. sexy god what a dad lord he fucks all the hot chicks and has prolly fucked ur bitch multiple times and has the biggest dick in the world his mains bitches name is taylor
by fatherlax221 November 29, 2017
Get the Noahmug. A guy who is secretley a terrorist with a pedophile mustache and constantly masturbates to camel porn. He enjoys blowing stuff up including his girlfriend. He also one time stuck a piece of dynamite up his ass to get off.
by Charlesbronson November 9, 2012
Get the Noahmug. to dance like you're from the 1980's. Requires putting fingers behind back and shaking them like you're on coke. Also, driving vintage cars from the era which happen to travel in time at 88 mph.
by Jack jensen May 7, 2007
Get the noahmug.