He needs some milk

He needs some milk.

Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?

Sarah-He needs some milk.

by Jett Featherston April 10, 2016

Needy

A person who is in a painful state of woman neediness. They will often try to grow their muscles by exploding in order to attract the females.

Sully: "Man, fuck, I definitely have to explode tonight, or else women will just hate me. I AM NEEDY"
Pierre: "Hahahaha man don't worry, you are a BG"

by .................._. November 28, 2018

Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

he needs some milk

He needs some milk

Ahhh! He needs some milk

by Kaylacici July 18, 2016

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

NEEDY

Giving up all respect for yourself to keep someone in your life.

Omg did you hear? Ashlee gave her husband a hall pass just to stop him from divorcing her! She is soooo needy!

by lmaobb May 21, 2018

needyrobloxguy

Worst ODer ever. No one likes him. Has 199 friends and most of them are offline.
Also owns exploits and whoever-knows-how-much-alts.

n00b:"NEEDYROBLOXGUY HACK"

by NeedyRobloxGuy September 26, 2018