myspace celebrity 

Big myspace whore. eventually becomes HUGE, even outside of myspace. rising star

1: Omggg, was that just Evan James from myspace that i just saw?
2: I think it was! He's a huge myspace celebrity now!!

myspace celebrity by mee523 February 26, 2009

myspace baby 

A baby that is conceived from a Myspace hook up.

A girl I went to high school with, met this dude on Myspace. They hooked up which led to her being knocked up. Hence she had a Myspace baby.

myspace baby by Rosalia 2 November 26, 2007

myspace whore 

A myspace whore is one who spends most of their waking hours on myspace.com.
They have thousands of friends, only because they 'whore' themselves in bulletins in a pathetic attempt to gain more friends and look cool on the internet. Upon gaining more friends, the myspace whore convinces these new myspace friends to whore them like there's no tomorrow.
Myspace whore can also be defined as one with very little exposure to the real world.

Myspace whore: "WHORE FOR WHORE! I HAVE 5K FRIENDS! ADD ME!"
Other friend: "OH wow, I should whore her. I hope she whores me, she has 5k friends! Maybe all 5k of her friends will add me! Then I will be amazingly cool! I'll be an e-superstar!"

myspace whore by myspace_ruins_lives April 11, 2006

Myspace Arm 

When holding a camera at arm's length in order to take an oh-so-artistic 'Myspace Picture', the Myspace Arm is the area of your arm that gets in the way, and forms a fuzzy, blurred splash on one side of the image.

Many a 'hawt pikturre' has been jaded by the Myspace Arm.

"That picture of Chris and Lauren at the Acer gig would have been pretty cool were it not for the Myspace Arm in the bottom left."

"Dude, that's baaad."

Myspace Arm by Christov. February 2, 2008

myspace niggaz

A group of white douchebags on MySpace that look around for "nerds" to "crunch" in assorted MySpace groups.
They have nothing better to do with their time other than constantly create new profiles because they always get deleted.

"Aww man, the MySpace Niggaz are back."

myspace niggaz by GonorrheaJoe March 19, 2008

myspace whore 

A myspace whore is some one who spends their waking hours doing absolutly nothing, but sitting in front of their computer tryng to get " Friends" on their profile.and posting slutty pics of themselves for people to look at and hopefully add them. But they could go out and make new friends in real life, but that would require them to leave their computer, and *gasp* MySpace for a certain amount of time.

"OMG! no one has viewed my profile in 5 minuets. I only have 2059 views since i started my profile last week.I've posted so many comments, and bullitens, and skanky pics of myself. What's wrong with me, why won't people view my profile? I think I'll go cut my self, then try to get more friends to view my profile." says myspace whore.

myspace whore by Tyler Runge July 25, 2006

myspace-aholic

someone who spends way too much time on myspace and starts spening less time with real people, someone who spends up to 3 hours a day on myspace also known as myspace whore

Normalperson: wanna come hang out tonight?????

myspace-aholic:naw, i gotta take new myspace pics AND get a new song, i've had the same one for 2 dayssss!!!!!

myspace-aholic by broadwaybaby2012 July 20, 2008