Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.
Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching
by Lanky_Loon May 04, 2019
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Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.
Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)
by Kid Citrus June 01, 2023
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Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.
Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.
by blondestache May 21, 2015
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Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye
Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye
by Pierce Brosnan7 July 08, 2021
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Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.
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wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.
Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache
by 2991stac November 07, 2017
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mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
by DH Edsel October 15, 2023
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