Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

by fullmetal pharoh May 8, 2010

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

by My-Key-Dee September 13, 2010

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

massive clit

When a girl has to pick up her massive clit while walking to class to ensure that she doesn’t get dust on it from it dragging on the floor

i feel so bad for Sarah, she has such a massive clit that she has to hold it AND her books while treking to class :/

by Mike Litoras November 1, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Massive fuck king

Takes glory and boast how he is the hottest shit in the world but is the truest coward

James: “wow, you didn’t do anything besides camping and taking my shit, you’re a massive fuck king

by EA in ur Ass :D October 6, 2019