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Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
by top_red_2008 July 25, 2020
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manchester united

A group of mugs who claim to play football. Their stadium, Old Trafford is a giant HQ of the Inbreeding Society of England. But you have to hand it to them. They have the best refs in England (Mike Riley)
"I support Man United!"
"Oh i didn't know you were an inbred"
by hgc March 14, 2005
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Manchester United

A really bad team going into steep decline following the David Moyes and Van Gaal
Aaron: Manchester United is sheeat
Bill: Agreed
by gcjdavid January 2, 2015
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603 Manchester New Hampshit

biggest pussy city in all of the county, no one who matters in society lives there, everyone says their hard but they all live in the suburbs and live off their parents money, pussy is an understatement for this fucking town
Joe- "Yea im from the 603 Manchester New Hampshit"
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".
by cashmoney millionaires December 13, 2009
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Manchester Swivel

First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system

You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.
Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel
by SHITTY MATTRESS March 1, 2009
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A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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manchester united fan

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.
by Mancityrthebest April 18, 2020
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