Sweat Memory

An old shirt that carries bacteria in the armpits causing your armpits to sweat more profusely than usual. The shirt will have visible signs of sweating under both armpits where the shirt has wet through due to sweating. The visible signs of sweaty armpits are nowhere near as severe when wearing a brand new shirt, this is because the shirt has no bacteria, or "Sweat Memory". You have previously sweated in that shirt and the shirt remembers it.
Man I have sweaty armpits today, its because my shirt has sweat memory.
by LeLenneff November 09, 2017
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memory insurance

A method of writing something down before you forget, whether on a piece of paper or on your arm or hand. May also include calling your own phone and leaving yourself a voice message, or emailing yourself. Basically a self-reminder.
Roommate 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport on Friday? My flight leaves at 6.
Roommate 2: Yeah hold on a sec, I'm gonna write that on a sticky note, just for memory insurance.
by ambermonk April 22, 2011
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Stonergraphic Memory

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"
by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012
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Memory Bug

A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.
Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.

Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?

I love your.....everything.

The above are examples of Memory bugs.
by Jacob Forquer May 06, 2008
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memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix January 01, 2013
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slate memory

It's not that u don't care about them, you just don't remember to. Imagine your memory as a slate, that gets refreshed each and every day. Sucks big time, but you don't have to learn not to give a f*ck!
Sorry that I don't remember what you said yesterday, I have a slate memory :3
by RawMango December 04, 2021
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Memory spankbank

When you see and image or have conversation that makes you sexually aroused. You keep in your mind for masturbation at a later time
The video I saw was so hot I memorized every detail for my memory spankbank
by Alwayssloshy February 07, 2018
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