Luv Lube

Synonym for puke (kots). Luv Lube is naturally produced from excessive alcohol intake. Instead of disposing of the natural substance, one recycles the excrement and uses it for passionate love making. It can be enjoyed with a partner or alone.

After Rickus threw up on Samantha's glory-hole, Rickus said "Gosh Samantha, let's not spoil the moment and rather use this as luv lube"

by Vuilbeksoutie July 24, 2020

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Gay Lube

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.

Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."

by FaqBasher January 15, 2022

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Popping Lube

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.

1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"

by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013

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