A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
by CK1052 June 23, 2021
a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 24, 2010
by keek the sneak January 04, 2009
When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
by Filufiy June 18, 2019
Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
by Lord Mango March 23, 2018
by tyler chapin May 23, 2008
1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.
2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
by Dr HYH July 08, 2010