Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

Kedos

A Linux based Operating system

my operating system is Kedos

by goodmaker July 26, 2012

keyboard diarrhea

90% of the content of Urban Dictionary

There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!

by Yuill November 16, 2011

Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.

Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.

by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011

keyde

a smart pretty young lady with a fine ass. She doesn't liked to be messed with she also has beautiful brown skin

Him: Omg she's hot, who is that
Friend: It must be a Keyde,

by MashyBashy12345 December 1, 2016

keyboard killa

One who acts tough, or go for bad via text.

All she does is talk smack or bully people thru text, and when confronted in person she can't repeat it... She's a Keyboard Killa.

by G- Baby June 13, 2018

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018