Junk-Snuggle 

When one’s dick and balls amass around or is enveloped by the body part of another person during the warm embrace known as a “hug”.

Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.

I was saying bye to Erik and I always have to make sure he doesn’t junk-snuggle me. I just don’t know if he does it on purpose or if he just can’t help it.

Junk-Snuggle by Jizzex Platinum January 7, 2020

Monks Junk 

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.

Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"

Monks Junk by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011

Esalen junkie 

Someone who is unable to resist the temptation of the ocean cliffside massages, moon-lit midnight hot tubbing, being entirely in the moment and being able to do a lot of it naked that is as accessible as this astounding location on the Central Coast of California.

The monk like extended silences and floating nude under a full moon is the lifeblood of the Esalen junkie.

Esalen junkie by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

massage chair junkie 

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

massage chair junkie by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

lowkey junkie 

n. a person who abuses the word 'lowkey'.

Uses the word 'lowkey' in EVERY sentence (or every other) and most of the times it doesn't even make damn sense.

Tony: Damn foo, I really want a sandwich right about now.

Daniel: Lowkey, I just ate one like 5 minutes ago, so I'm not hungry."

Sammy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense. Quit being a lowkey junkie.

Daniel: I'm lowkey sorry...

Sammy & Tony: *face palm*

lowkey junkie by ThisFoo July 21, 2011

music junkie 

people who constanlty listen to music, in class, when bored, goin to sleep, waiting in line, EVERYWHERE and if they have a crappy MP3 player, constantly looking for batteries.

Guy:(listens to music and totally ignors people)
Guy#2: heeellooo? Music junkie??

music junkie by Crozier December 13, 2006

junkie 

Originally the term given to drug users, ( especially heroin users) early in the twentieth centery, who supported their habit by collecting and selling scrap metal. Hence the term got started by the drug addicts penchant for collecting "junk" rather than the "junk" (drugs) they used.

The Junkie is out collecting scrap again he must be in need of a fix.

junkie by micpenn August 6, 2012