Janky Turd 

Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.

That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!

Janky Turd by BMXstuff February 20, 2012

janky smiche 

a low class be-yatch!

I can't stand Latoya, she always be acting like a janky smiche

janky smiche by Elena June 9, 2003

janky hooctie 

an extremely undesireable vehicle, usually that of the genre of cars simillar to the "dogee dart" or the "ford fiesta", usually driven by minority groups and decked out with spinner rims that cost more than the actual vehichle.

"wow man that thing is such a janky hooctie!"
"yeah I know man that shit is off the feheezy"

janky hooctie by LOUIS BJ December 9, 2008

janky smiche 

Who eva wrote dat shit above is an idiot an ur ova hatin u bega friend junge wanna b

janky smiche by Anonymous July 24, 2003

janky ass byrd 

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.

Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd

janky ass byrd by Leiland May 9, 2006

Janky Faulty 

An extremely mean thing that an extremely mean and generally all around fucked up person does.

"Susan and I went to a hotel last night and she only sucked it for a five minutes...shit I paid $79.99 for that room!" "Damn dude thats janky faulty!"

Janky Faulty by Gloria Allie June 11, 2006

Janky rice rocket 

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)

Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.

Janky rice rocket by not Janky June 9, 2011