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virtual pet

a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro
Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO
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balloon pet

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue
by NutraMorph August 13, 2019
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Pet rocks

pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.
do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.
by #1vscogirl September 8, 2019
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Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.
“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”
by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023
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Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.
When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.
by harpodarpo September 30, 2009
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Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."
I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.
by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020
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