herpes train

The train linking the two herpes blackspots of Ireland; Dublin and Mayo.

"The herpes train was jammers on Friday."

"All aboard the Herpes train!"

by Cla January 1, 2008

Herpes Multiplex

A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.

Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"

by StreetBikeTakeover July 25, 2009

herpes of the brain

A condition associated with a stupid person. A person who cant think for themself. A person with nothing upstairs. Someone who has HERPES of the brain instead of the body. It impairs their thinking and makes them become brainwashed easily.

Mikey Rehmeer has herpes of the brain.

by sjeeee January 10, 2008

herpes boy

i kid who you don't like , and really has no place hanging around with you but like herpes he never goes away.
you can distract him for a while but he will always show up again

"fucke here comes herpes boy again, lets bolt"

by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.

I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!

by pickles24 March 18, 2020

Herpesyphillitus

Every STD combined into one big bonering disease

I heard tom doesnt have much longer, the doctor diagnosed him with herpesyphillitus

by Trevaids edyke and Justdaddy December 10, 2018

Herpes 10

Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.

HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.

Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.

by bertrando1 May 21, 2022