Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate

Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.

by tongue_fu_master August 29, 2019

lil handy

Best rapper on the planet.

Hey, did you hear lil handy's new song?

by Lil handy March 29, 2017

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021