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crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.
That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.
by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017
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Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers
Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph
by PChiddie December 20, 2017
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cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.
She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!
by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021
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Fanny Guzzler

Someone who has a liking fir drinking lady wee
Person 1: "I met a girl last night and when I was licking the mantlepiece she started to pee and I drank it."

Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"
by Dizzydan1980 August 1, 2022
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Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.
Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.
by MJ12345 December 19, 2021
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cum guzzler

someone who enjoys having an excessive amount of semen inside of their mouth. They often gargle it around like they are rinsing their mouth when they are brushing their teeth.
"man you see how much of a cum guzzler Trumble is?"

"yeah he was gargling the shit out of that cum"
by The madnemmmm April 4, 2019
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