by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers
by PChiddie December 20, 2017

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

Person 1: "I met a girl last night and when I was licking the mantlepiece she started to pee and I drank it."
Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"
Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"
by Dizzydan1980 August 1, 2022

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.
by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

someone who enjoys having an excessive amount of semen inside of their mouth. They often gargle it around like they are rinsing their mouth when they are brushing their teeth.
by The madnemmmm April 4, 2019
