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Goob

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.
by goonguy October 29, 2020
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Goob

A person who is fun to be around but is an actually dumbass but give off the best vibes ever.
Julie- Yo i was hanging out with josh last night he’s the best but sooo dumb
Olivia: he’s such a goob
by 🧩 May 28, 2020
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Goob×Mary-Anne

Goob×Mary-Anne: They are a couple from a *tv show and share loving affection towards each other. They are total opposites, but have something special about each other that knocks them off their feet! He is the bassist in a band, and she is a cheerleader, they both happen to be second in command, in their cliques. Goob's affections for Mary-Anne is STRONG. He cares for her, and people know it, when Mary-Anne's in the picture, he doesn't seem like himself at all, he is usually a very depressing man due from his actions and sense of clothing, who smiles here and there, get him mad, and you'd be dead, since he is very strong, when it comes to fighting, Mary-Anne on the other hand, is a care-free cheerleader who is positive... In a negative way! She is a nice girl don't get me wrong... But could kick ass and get pretty pissed if you say the wrong thing, she is innocent and grew up with a devastating childhood, but when she met Goob, he promised "he'd take care of her and protect her" they both are VERY good looking! She has a latino-american look, with piercing silver eyes, that could take you away, while Goob has a turtealish color that you can stare ate forever, especially when he doesn't wear his hoodie, which hides his dark black shaggy hair, these two support each other in any possible situation, they defend each other whenever they can (theme songs:

Sk8ter girl: Avril Lavigne
Pussy Cat Dolls: Elevator
In My Head: Jason Derulo
Green Day: Barbie Doll
Etc...
by Hatsymdrome1 September 24, 2017
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Goob

Big word for GB, Also a nickname for weed.
Tweakers say "where's your going at?"
"Got any goob?" "There are goob flakes on the counter."
by GoobieLynnSpears November 27, 2018
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Goob

The most alpha of all the boys. Fueled by Bacardi and Jell-O shots, Goob elevates his physical and mental state and becomes “Alpha Goob”
Did you guys see Alpha Goob last night? He went sicko mode.
by Alpha Goob July 9, 2020
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Goob

Large cleavage; breasts and/or butt
Damn! That girl has major goob!
by DonkeySpinward September 19, 2015
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goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.
Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!
by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017
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