frosted pancake

A term to describe ejaculating on a woman's chest while she is laying on her back (tits are the pancakes, cum is the frosting).

Quoted in the Steel Panther track "You're beautiful when you don't talk" - "..so it's one more frosted pancake, and I'll be on my way..".

by Drumming_fool April 21, 2016

Brown Frost

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink

Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?

by FrostyBB April 16, 2010

frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.

Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!

by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011

Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.

I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.

by HomoSnail September 20, 2016

Frost Heaves

A woman's breasts that are nipping out; a woman's cold tits.

Man, did you see Rachel's frost heaves today, it looked like she was smuggling two baby carrots.

by Ninja Dancer March 18, 2009

frost detectors

a womans nipples

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!

by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008

Dick Frost

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.

Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.

by Dike Mink March 31, 2008