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Penn Freshman

Uptight conforming overachiever from a wealthy family who attends the school only for prestige and almost certainly plans to major in business.
Synonym: Holton Senior.
Half of the Penn Freshman class is from Holton-Arms!
by TIME November 24, 2003
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freshman sway

A special dance, similar to grinding, that all the insecure freshies do at dances. The girl is in the front and the guy is in the back, both moving quickly (or slowly, depending on the tempo) from side to side. Maybe someone should teach the little freshmen how to dance...
Boy: Hey, do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah, sure...
*awkward freshman sway*
by dancexpert November 21, 2009
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Thicc Freshman

A 14 or 15 year old girl who was lucky enough to have good ass genetics. Whenever she wears anything along the lines of tight pants, middle school boys watch and bust a nut in their pants while high school boys (mainly seniors) try to smash. Then said thicc freshman comes out as lesbian. When that happens, everyone is on the side lines, bustin nuts.
"DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THATS A THICC FRESHMAN GEOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"- Geoff's conscientious.
by liljoshee64 April 26, 2019
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freshman challenge

Typically done by seniors, but any upperclassmen will do. The Freshman Challenge is the act of an upperclassmen (typically male) having sexual intercourse with a freshman (typically female).
A variation on this challenge is how many freshmen one can perform intercourse with in the school year (summer vacation does not count as there are not any official freshmen until the school year begins)
Damn, I think John's trying to do the Freshman Challenge with Amanda!
by lolrekt69 June 13, 2018
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Freshman Freckler

An upperclassman in high school who tries to sleep with all of the freshman.
by Freshman Freckler February 11, 2019
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freshman graveyard

All the empty bottles you and your friends finished during your first year at college. Usually kept in a duffle bag under someones bed.
*finishes handle of strawberry Svedka*
ADD IT TO THE FRESHMAN GRAVEYARD
by kittykat0218 December 20, 2013
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Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.
I got the freshman shitties BAD.
by Fancie(: November 19, 2014
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