A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited
by Anya buddsale June 09, 2019
When someone repeatedly swipes right on tinder or bumble with zero regard to how ugly, ratchet, or thicc a potential match may be.
by The sneaky beaver May 30, 2017
by Betternow69 July 06, 2020
Any guy who is ugly
Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer because he was UGLY but Ted Bundy was innocent because he was HANDSOME
by Andre99 July 20, 2009
That punk is a serial killer, he's been able to rub one out four times today and is likely going to go blind and get hairy palms if he can't pull it back.
by TKO-RichStone February 09, 2016
Hey slick...what did you do all summer?
Pshh, (dome slap) I must have been chillin'
Wow, you are one bad ass mofo serial chiller.
Pshh, (dome slap) I must have been chillin'
Wow, you are one bad ass mofo serial chiller.
by jbn Gstache April 25, 2007
During the divorce proceedings, my ex confessed that she was a serial faker. I then regretted never having donkey slapped her.
by Goldar Marshall January 30, 2008