Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.
Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.
A word to describe someone who always keeps talking about the same person and probably won't leave them alone (whether it's love obsession or hate obsession)
Jess won't stop talking about Andy, she's a fooltoy!