Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014

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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014

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Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 15, 2019

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Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off

Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me

by Cook Chad November 30, 2023

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Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.

Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."

by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017

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