Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7

Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝

by Longballsguy December 3, 2023

15th dec

Give your girlfriend hugs and kisses all day

Girl:” hey it’s 15th Dec”
Boy: “yeh so”
Girl: “ you gotta give me hugs and kisses all day”
Boy:”okay fine”

by Oliverjod December 14, 2021

Dec 10

National flannel day

Bro its dec 10 wheres your flannel

by Bitchjerkassbuttidjit December 10, 2021

Dec 6th

prettiest, bestest, coolest bday ever.

only the coolest people are born on Dec 6th!

by hatchetxxx April 30, 2022

Dec 18

national kiss a guy named jameson day

omg it’s dec 18

by MADDIETW790 December 18, 2020

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.

Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.

by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024

Dec 24th

National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay

Hey it’s dec 24th are you gay?

No why
Bc u have small hands ?

by Your dad December 24, 2021