Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017
Get the Deaf Meatmug. <1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>
<1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>mug. The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
Get the Cum deafmug. To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010
Get the Deaf Lemonmug. girl one: bitch what are you on
girl 2: no need to get rude
girl 1: no ones getting rude what?
girl 2: you must be tone deaf
girl 2: no need to get rude
girl 1: no ones getting rude what?
girl 2: you must be tone deaf
by Notursluv August 14, 2024
Get the Tone deafmug. Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!
by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023
Get the tempature deafmug. American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
Get the Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deafmug.