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Infernal Death

Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.
Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that
by RorySmith513 July 29, 2020
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magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.
Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!
by Monarch727 December 31, 2020
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russian death fridge

The Russian Death Fridge better known as the KV2 or Kliment Voroshilov tank, houses a snub nose 152mm howitzer. the Russian Death Fridge couldn't move and fire the gun and the same time because of the weight of snub nose 152mm howitzer. Often when the kv2's tracks were shot out the crew would just ditch the tank because the tank was a sitting duck
I call it the Russian death fridge because one Russian badger world of tanks video were everyone in his twitch chat told him to the Russian death fridge i thought thought about and the kv2's design did look like a fridge
by idk poob? May 7, 2021
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The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.
Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021
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Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
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done to death

If a joke or story has been told so many times, it has stopped being funny,and you're tired of it.
- Have you ever heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood?
-Yeah...Done to death I know right.

- I used to like that song ,but now it's been done to death... every singer has made a record of it.

- The television companies have done to death the coverage of the election, I'm sick and tired of it already.
by Calyvien October 20, 2017
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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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