Dan is a bigendered kind of name and person, they are often an overthinker and have rejection issues but that doesn't take away from how big their personality can be once you meet them. They might come off as standoffish or even intimidating with their jokes yet they warm up to people quite easily once shown their similarities. Overall, even with this person's faults or qualities, they are one of the best or worse people you can meet in your life time.
Person A: "Wow, Dan called me a phat dog the other day, I'm not sure if they were joking."
Person B: "He wasn't."
Person B: "He wasn't."
by FinnyFun October 9, 2018

by Suckmylittleasshole April 1, 2019

3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is
Girl: is that a dan?!
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon
by Bredknee April 25, 2020

Noun- Extremely funny kid, usually a ladies man; very loud.
Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.
Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.
Noun- That Dan always makes my day ten times better!
Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.
Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.
by DTMsgirl June 21, 2012

by emknowswhodisis November 3, 2011

by that big black dude September 15, 2020
