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cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.
fuck cockroachman, he's motherfucking pissing me fuck im pissed to the tits! cockroaches!!
by cockroachboy June 19, 2020
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The Milky Cockroach

The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.
Bungledash caught some cockroaches this morning so he could try The Milky Cockroach with Frankfurt.
by DA Big curly July 18, 2024
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Glorified cockroach

A term for a person who believes that they have no obligation to help anyone in need.
Which means they would let there room mate starve to death etc. as long as they had all the food they wanted.
by Judge dredd7 March 11, 2012
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Cockroach

A cockroach is my friend whenever i look away their crawling on the ceiling like a disgusting little cockroach.
Person 1:Hey have you seen *insert friend name?*
Person 2: yeah she crawling on the wall over their
person 1: Fucking disgutsing cockroach
by CloudfuckerTheorginal March 6, 2024
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Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.
They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack the weights.
by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024
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Cockroach

Creepy @ss creatures that you want to die when you see them
the fact that they have wings makes it even creepier..
no one will save you if you encounter one
"MOM, DAD THERE'S A COCKROACH IN MY BEDROOM"
"HUNNY YOU DEAL WITH THEM WE AIN'T COMING IN THERE"
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"WHERE'S THE DANG VACCUM CLEANER"
by Ghosty_ May 28, 2021
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Cockroaches

They can crawl in your penis hole thus giving their name cockroaches.
Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.

Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.
by Nintendough February 25, 2022
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