Cheesy Rice 

A phrase used to substitute saying "Jesus Christ".

Mary- "Hey guys. My mom's making me go to church now, so I can't use Jesus' name in vain anymore. It's gonna be a hard transition."
Julia- "Why don't you just say Cheesy Rice instead?"
Mary- "Rad idea!" *stumps her toe* "Owww!! Cheesy Rice!!"

Cheesy Rice by calliesaur:) January 7, 2009

Cheesy Bitch Slap 

When the cheese comes off a slice of pizza and hits your face.

Bill was eating his slice of pizza when he got a cheesy bitch slap.

Cheesy Bitch Slap by mjducc555 August 6, 2011

Cheesy Crack 

One who physically exerts themselves to the point of perspiration and feels a cheesy substance in between their left and right ass cheek

Person One: Woah, KY really made us run a lot today!
Person Two: Yeah man, I feel like a real cheesy crack right now

Cheesy Crack by CC45 September 21, 2012

Cheesy cock 

A term used to describe men/trannys with a smelly, cheesy penis. The cheese builds up when the person concerned doesn't peel back their foreskin, and give their cock a good scrub.

"Oh! Elliott Wood, you've got a cheesy fucking cock. Go give yourself a good cunting scrub".

Cheesy cock by Panzerfaust July 5, 2004

cheesy geraldo 

An awful moustache; i.e. a moustache that looks as bad as Geraldo Rivera's

That cheesy geraldo on your lip ain't gonna get you laid, son.

cheesy geraldo by Fredo's da bomb September 30, 2003

Cheesy Delight 

When a guy sticks a cheesy dorito in a girls pussy and another guy takes it out with his mouth

Hey Girl lets get me and my friend and we will cheesy delight you, i just bought a bag of doritos

Cheesy Delight by Ewack Shamlom February 24, 2009

cheesy bacon 

When a female suffers from crusty residue around the labia. When coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes Úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture horny teenage boys.

"Yer maws got pure cheesy bacon"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"

cheesy bacon by hansley January 4, 2005