Charity sket

It is when you act like your giving a bunch of money to a charity, but you really just give like twenty singles.

Lyrics from a song- "I ain't rich, so I charity sket, charity, charity, charity sket"

by North Chicago Christian October 4, 2012

charmiphobia

The fear of leaving a public restroom with a tail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe, jeans, skirt, etc.

Ever since Kat learned that she'd boogied down for hours on the dance floor with TP on her boot, she suffers from irrational charmiphobia and an enlarged bladder.

by MustangGirl3 April 11, 2015

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

charity begins at home

A person's first responsibility is for the needs of their own family and friends.
Meaning you must support those closest to you before others.

"As the starving Ethiopian children came to my doorstep begging for bread, I handed my piece to my son, charity begins at home."

by Warrior G October 12, 2017

Charlite

To walk around a particular area repeatedly and for no apparent reason.

Hey Zara and Caitlin, wanna come charlite with me

by Mkb November 21, 2018

Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.

Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."

by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018