man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
by bonktopia July 2, 2021
Get the bonkmug. a) momentary accidental anal
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
Get the Anal Bonkmug. 
Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.
Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020
Get the Bonkmug. The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020
Get the Walker Bonk scalemug. by ibuphrofen December 10, 2018
Get the bonk gangmug. UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
by Merkust April 21, 2021
Get the Bonkmug.