blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean

After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing

by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004

blackbino

The opposite of an albino. Usually when a black child is born to a white family, Or when a black guy acts overly white.

You're the opposite of an albino, both your parents are white. When you popped out the doctor diagnosed you as the only blackbino known to exist. You're in the guiness book of world records as the whitest black man on the planet.
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by babyki11er March 2, 2009

Blackburn'd

When one trys to selling water in a vodka bottle to make quick cash. The person normally fails the attempt because he washes the bottle first.

"Dude we almost got blackburn'd, this shit is soapy water!"

by Old BlackDickk August 11, 2009

Blackberry Ratard

One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.

Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"

IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"

by CAJONES5 June 12, 2010

BlackBerry Prayer

The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.

by Loony2nz July 2, 2008

Blackberry Playbook

RIM, famous for their email and calendar offerings answer to the Apple iPad.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.

Average Joe: Hey cool, is that an iPad?

Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook

Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it

Playbook Owner: FML

by manbearpig2011 April 14, 2011

blackberry

An irritable boil like sore you get on the inside of your anus. Almost as irritable as getting sent email when you are not at work. Some people consider the blackberry to be some sort of business status symbol to prove how important you are to the company.

I think they are just a pain on the back side.

Did you just get a new blackberry. yeah it is a real pain in the ass.

by cake boy March 24, 2005