I would have to beleive that originally 'bite me' was a slightly more acceptable way of saying 'blow me.' Just like people use fricken istead of fuckin.
Although I think it has evolved to really just mean something like 'Fuck Off!'
Although I think it has evolved to really just mean something like 'Fuck Off!'
by abnerone April 05, 2004
The perils of improper wiping. The result feels like a wolf took a bite out of your ass and left a few teeth behind.
by Lord B. December 01, 2004
by Hippy Lito May 09, 2009
When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.
"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
by Michaleangelo Ferinni April 02, 2010
Person 1: Dude how was your date with Alex?
Person 2: Bitch gave me the Bite of 69!
Person 1: Cockless little bastard
Person 2: Bitch gave me the Bite of 69!
Person 1: Cockless little bastard
by Biter of 69 May 04, 2022
I'm so mad at my boyfriend for reading my texts and looking through my computer. He deserves a scrote bite!
by funatwork14 March 10, 2014
kegel squeeze, the reason men with perfectly fine wives cheat with hookers. The well practiced may have the ability to kung fu grip or even lock on to her man.
Oh I think I'm in love man. I know she's a bit nasty but, she gave me the kitty bite.
does your kitty bite?
that boy worships me, my kitty bites.
does your kitty bite?
that boy worships me, my kitty bites.
by Ambliopia January 22, 2009