bean

A person who is nerdy and/or goony. Or just someone who says something that's really unfunny or makes terrible dad jokes:

'Ben you're such a bean'

'Have you met Brian? He's such a bean'
'He's the beaniest kid you'll ever meet'

by bean1221 March 6, 2017

beans

Information on yourself or someone that can be used as blackmail. Most commonly information on cheating on another girl, or hooking up with a hideously looking creature known as roast beef.

DUDE DONT SPILL THE BEANS!!

Man you better not tell him cuz i got beans.

THE BEANS ARE BAKIN!

by b stouff May 3, 2004

Bean

To be a bean is basically to be extremely freaking stupid. We all know a bean.

"Hey guys, look at what this bean said! X

"Did he really just say that stupid crap? Dumb beans these days."

by Salem Wolf July 14, 2015

bean

xanax pill also called a bar

hey nigga where them beans at

by J_Mann November 10, 2009

Bean

A Bean is someone of whom you are quite fond of and admire in a loving way.

(Also see Green Bean)

1)"Here, have a cake"
"Awww, I love you my Bean!

by I am a cake. I am Polly August 9, 2005

bean

An endearing nickname for a child or baby, pet,person..

Oh my poor little bean, please don't cry.
or my sweet little bean...
or I love my little bean....
oh, you are a stinky bean!! (after a baby poo's)

by madsmom August 21, 2008

bean

Slang term for clit, or female equivalent of ballsack. Also used in the term "flicking the bean", which refers to a chick playing with herself.

If you're hassling some girl and it's unwanted, she may tell you to get off her bean. It's like a chick telling you to get off her nuts and get the hell away from her.

"Dude, get off my fuckin bean already!! It's not gona happen!!"

or one guy says to another, referring to a girl being a carpet muncher...
Tom: "Aww man! I KNEW she was a bean flicker!"
Andy: "Thats fuckin hot. I wana hit that."

by FitnFine November 6, 2009