bathroom lips

(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.

Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.

by Joker321 May 25, 2008

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

Bathroom Play

Fetish that involves urine and faecal matter.

Since Armando and Lily was so keen to try new things sexually, they considered "Bathroom Play".

by BRAGGO December 22, 2018

bathroom fetish

When you’re sexually attracted to watching someone use the bathroom.

Dennis:(Looks over bathroom stall) Damn, you lookin fine.

Tyler: Tf bro. You got a bathroom fetish?
Dennis: Yeah bro

Tyler: Bro, miss me with that gay shit.

by OhNaNaWhatsMaName January 2, 2018

Bathroom Party

When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.

I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?

Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D

by Link. November 23, 2010

bathroom ramen

A culinary delicacy prepared exclusively in the restroom, often in moments of sheer desperation or culinary rebellion. This eccentric dish, born from the murky waters of the bathroom sink or, God forbid, the bathtub, signifies a true testament to one's dedication to instant gratification and questionable hygiene standards. Commonly associated with college dorms, late-night coding sessions, and individuals like "ThePrimeagen."

"Steven was so engrossed in his coding project that his only option was bathroom ramen."

"Dude, that's some hardcore dedication to his craft."

by DerreksaurusRex June 6, 2023

Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010