Avril Lavinge

music artist, wears Hot Topic clothing/thrift stores, sings punk-pop just like Good Charolette & New Found Glory, spells Skater & Boy wrong.

Avril Lavinge sings.

by animal luva July 29, 2003

avril lavigne

The only thing more annoying than her is the people who think she's the best. They must be Vanilla Ice fans. Only a couple of definitions can describe this idiotic, untalented poser:

1. Manufactured product who only makes news and gains fans by dissing others and trying to be unique when that ain't the case.
2. The female Vanilla Ice.
3. A wannabe trying to fit in but never can.
4. This generation's Vanilla Ice.
5. Somebody who tries to distance herself from REAL music like Eminem and David Bowie.
6. Today's Vanilla Ice.
7. An artist whose music belongs in the category of shit cuz it ain't rock nor pop.
8. An artist that rekindles memories of Vanilla Ice.
9. An artist that unfairly gains attention when Canada produces much better artists like Inessence, Bif Naked, and especially Shawn Desman.
10. Something that makes people want to play a Vanilla Ice record because her music is that bad.\

See Vanilla Ice

Uneducated fan: I gotta check out Avril Lavigne, she's the new thing in music.
Educated fan: BS.
Uneducated fan: She sells record and has got fans.
Educated fan: So did Vanilla Ice.
Uneducated fan: Yeah, well Vanilla Ice was good.
Educated fan: Shoots uneducated fan!

by MikeFullman May 16, 2007

avril lavigne

A girl who admires the teeny bopper side of punk but focuses on just that in all her songs. She does this so well that shes mastered the art of closeted pop. oh...and she raps well too:)

I'd throw it all away before I lie
So don't call me with a compromise
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.

-Avril Lavigne, Nobody's Fool:)

by creekdazed October 20, 2007

Avril Lavigne

A singer born in Napanee, Ontario, Canada. She started singing country when she was young. In high school, she was a cheerleader and she took chorus and hockey, although she denies at times the first one. She has a nice voice, but her reputation is really bad because she called her music punk, new country, and then heavy metal. Her music is pop, basically. It has tinges of rock, but that's about it. One listen to her first CD, Let Go, will make you wonder.

Caused a major fashion movement in which "wanna-be" skater-chicks dressed up like Avril and pretended to be skaters. The majority of those people were young girls between 8-12 who didn't have a clue what "hardcore punk" was.

Avril Lavigne isn't hardcore okay?! So stop IMing me saying, "OMG LYK AVRIL IS so0o0o0o0o HARDCORE RAWK LYK OMG!" But if you do want to talk, on AIM, it's ccglasses19.

by C.C. July 22, 2008

avril lavigne

A retarted slut who claims to be punk, but is the polar opposite of punk. She is a whiney sucky pop star who makes generic bubble gum crap to feed to the masses, and thinks she is punk cause she wears a red tie or eyeliner. She is the worst female artist in the history of music. Ever. Oh, and she ruined chop suey. Thanks a lot. I hate you avril lavigne.

There should be a law that states people with the name avril lavigne should not be able to cover a system of a down song.

by hulio January 8, 2009

avril lavigne

A Canadian pop singer who is severly misguided. Believed she is a "punk rocker" untill a massive backlash. Changed her immage because of it. Constantly contradicts herself. Married to lead singer of Sum41. Can not sing to save her life. Can not play an instrument to save her life. Adored by under 13year olds who that don't know real music.They also tend to like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and most other pop rock bands.

Avril fan1: OMG!!!!!!! Lyk, did u c Avril Lavigne on MTV yesterday!!!???? She wuz, lyk, sooooooooooooooo punk rawk!!!!

Avril fan2: No!!!! I totally missed it!!! I bet she beat Britnay on the countdown bye, lyke a gazillion votes!!!!!!!

Avril hater: Grow up. Talk to me when you've learned that your idol isn't what she seems and you've discovered Senses Fail and Thursday.

by Avril despiser November 25, 2006

Avril Lavigne

some chick from canada (much love for the canada) that thinks being punk rock is wearing ties and having studded belts on wich is a LIE!i listen to punk rock and i know for a fact she is not and yes to all of you that say "well have you ever listend to any of her songs" YES I HAVE i had to grow up with that crap blaring on the radio and those were dark time from sk8r boi as she puts it to constapated we have had to suffer her annoying songs.and im sad to report that this year she has another CD coming out.All i can tell you is this.The day she messes with another song as good as basket case is the day that some one is gonna snap. (probly me)
and if you see my screen name and you hate her talk to me

any one that dose talk to me and likes her

prepair to get a long block of truth

random poser-HEY YOU BASHED AVRIL LAVIGNE

me-yeah point?

random poser-SHE IS SO MUCH MORE PUNK ROCK THAN YOU

Me-okay look if it will make you feel better *stabs in the heart* you will no longer be able to hear me bash her

I HATE ALL YOU FREAKING POSERS

by itsmecloudstrife December 14, 2008