dumbass attack

n. 1) doing something incredibly stupid by accident, usually resulting in a core router or production database being shut down.
running 'route delete default' or 'ipfw add 0001 reset ip from any' from a remote SSH connection
by charlie root August 27, 2003
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Mac-attack

Sudden urge to eat food from McDonald's.
"I'm having a serious Mac-attack; could you spare me a dollar so I can get some fries?"
by Exiled Josh September 07, 2005
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Wikipedia Attack

Going to Wikipedia with the intention of quickly looking up some facts or background on a given topic or person and getting sucked into article after article with each article getting farther away from the topic you originally looked up. A typical Wikipedia attack will last at least 30-45 minutes.
"I'm late because I wanted to double check Whoppi Goldberg's birthday but I had a Wikipedia attack and by the time you called me to see why I was late I was reading about UPS."
by Jimmy Buffalo December 03, 2011
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Harv Attack

n. A sudden and unexpected series of flashbacks and memories to the best summer of all time at Havard SSP
Goshdarnit! I just had a Harv Attack.
by H-Booty September 23, 2009
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cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)
"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"
by la bandit October 26, 2009
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Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously
Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
by AlexGdizzle February 05, 2009
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panic attack

A panic attack is basically one of the worst things that anyone could ever experience. If you are having a panic attack you feel nauseas, very hot like you have a fever, feel like you have to go to the bathroom, and feel very scared/worried all at the same time.
Panic attacks are some of the worst things that you could ever experience.
by Jnelsonmarka October 01, 2006
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