Athletical

Adj.; A made up word used in place of "Athletic."

Describing a person physically active or strong, but only used by people unfamiliar with the english language.

As part of an athletical lifestyle, I like to run back to my office from the cafeteria.

by Englishasafirstlanguage November 20, 2010

Call Of Duty Athlete

A person who plays Call Of Duty exceptionally better and more frequently than the average COD player. Like an NFL football star quarterback, except they're a professional COD player.

CJ: “bro you’re always getting like 50+ kills a game”
Lil Marco: “Yeah bro I’m a call of duty athlete.”

by axzyne March 21, 2020

Student Athletic Trainer

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.

See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

by TrainingChick January 2, 2011

Athlobbiest

Someone in a profession that is normally considered an athlete but realistically is being paid boo koo dollars to do something that requires very little athletic potential, i.e. something one would do as a hobby.

Nascar drivers say that they are athletes, but everybody knows they aint nothing more than athlobbiests wanting to be placed in the same category as the nba and nfl...come on man!

Guy: So you play sports huh?

Douche: Yeah...jus got signed to this new up and coming team in professional hacky sacking

Guy: Say wat! Hacky sack aint no sport!

Douche: Sure it is...we train very hard and have some of the best athletes around.

Guy: Mannnn...if you a athlete..I'm a viatnamese fighter pilot...you ain't nuthin' but a damn athlobbiest!

Chess...it requires tactics...know how...cunning abilities to think way beyond what your opponent is thinking....but this is not a sport...it requires no athletic aptitude whatsoever
.....if you disagree with this statement
.....then you're a corny ass ATHLOBBIEST!!!

Curling...seriously people, this is the quentessential example of a athlobbiest who got in by forfeit...sliding a big ass stone across some ice just so you can have two virgins sweep the in front of it to somehow clear a path and change direction so it can hit another stone in a target circle...this aint nuthin but shuffle board on ice and last time i checked you got drunk when you played shuffle board so that means some drunk dumb ass said, "hey you know wat would be cool...shuffle board on ice".

by Durrtyville November 17, 2011

Athurva

A complete douche bag, with a fag like personality. Often resembles the appearance of a horse. Tends to walk as though something is inserted deep inside his anal cavity.

Stop being such an athurva.

by Jessica Niphadkar September 6, 2013

athleek

A person who's a geek but is very athletic

Person 1: did you know Diego plays sports but is a major geek
Person 2: he must be a athleek

by Starbuckslover529 December 7, 2015

athlemasfairesdystychphobia

fear of an accident happening due to sports balls ( fear of getting hit by sports balls)
athlema/sports
sfaires/balls or spherical objects
dystych/bad accidents

Karen: Silvia, you're so annoying why are we going the long way?
Silvia: Fuck off, I can't walk near the field where people are playing soccer AND football, I have ATHLEMASFAIRESDYSTYCHPHOBIA- I've already told this. You're such a shit friend.
Karen: Yeah, and?

by bugneedslove October 23, 2019