floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

asshat

alvin from dville

Alvin from dville is a asshat

by somebody truthful October 11, 2021

asshat

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat

1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg

by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017

Asshat

A adjective used by Karen McKringleberry to describe Juan.

Karen called Juan an asshat for no reason

by Notasshat February 25, 2020

Asshat

All my friends

Fuck this you don’t need a example
Asshat

by Chickens soupers July 3, 2019

Asshat

A person who is being an asshole but even more of an asshole

Man Jessie is being a real asshat

by High_Cross September 23, 2016

Asshat

One who is utterly an asshole, but you don't wanna sound normal

Mario: Elijah is such a d--k!
Elizabeth: You mean asshat?

by Liza Isabella March 2, 2022