American

Used to convey a sense of retardedness, usually about a story or idea.

“That is the most American thing I have heard all day, David from Mississippi” -The rest of the world

by Dominoe’s pizza December 30, 2022

American

Americans are funny gun gilding fat men

that guys American

by ndog21_blu21 May 17, 2023

American

An overused, outdated, offensive term for United States citizens.

Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.

by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023

American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.

Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥️🔥️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?

by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023

American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?

American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

American

A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk

Bro, these Americans really think cereal goes before the milk!

by Scrolte February 6, 2024

American

A worthless slave who claims to be free but is too delusional to see reality, this slave lives his life for his accursed pig-looking abomination of a master who's described by the word "Israeli" providing him with everything it asks for and more so that he can continue the only thing he was created for that is spreading evil and suffer through out the world

-Donald Trump is the best example of what does it look like to be an american

by Haydern February 5, 2025