Taylor Swift

A beautiful and incredibly talented singer whose blue eyes apparently put the stars in Georgia to shame.
Girl #1: Who sings that great song "Tim McGraw"???
Girl #2: That beautiful and incredibly talented singer Taylor Swift of course!!!
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Taylor Swift

A girl version of Justin Bieber

Can't really sing nor play guitar
All of their songs are about stupid made-up love and only has two different chords
Acts like they're 5 years younger
Idols of retarded 6-13 years old girls
Little Girl: When I grow up, I want to be like Taylor Swift!

Girl 2: Isn't she the "country" singer with fucking mediocre songs with stupid lyrics?
Guy: Yeah, just like Justin Bieber
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Taylor Swift

Taylor Alison Swift was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, PA. She is, despite popular belief, a hugely down to earth (and i say this objectively) and positive person. She is extremely talented, and there is a huge misconception that she only sings about love. She has written hundreds of songs about finding out who you are (A Place in This World), fighting cancer (Soon You’ll Get Better) and many other issues she’s come across in her lifetime that are often overlooked. i have also had people tell me that the only reason she became famous was because she was wealthy and upper class, which she was not. she grew up on a farm, dreaming of someday being able to afford things she wanted. she is an extremely talented human. stop hating.
“i think i love taylor swift”
“but...she’s a huge slut

“SHUT UP VERONICA you’re 12 and you’ve dated 8 guys, she’s dated 7 and she’s 29.”
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Taylor Swift

A very sweet Grammy winning artist. Singer/songwriter born December 13, 1989. She sings about her life and things she may be going through. She cares for each and every one of her fans and is a cat lover.
Taylor Swift has amazing music
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John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick
sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know
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swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.
John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.
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Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
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