Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.
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Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.
Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.
by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020
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A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves
you're being such a robert right now!
by bennyboolovesyou February 21, 2016
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Robert

Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:
Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"
by Jooley_14 February 08, 2013
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Robert

A guy with a super small dick and isn't circumcised doesn't get no girls and gets fuck all day
That gay guy is a Robert
by A girl who is a major faget March 13, 2016
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Robert

The biggest player you will ever meet. He'll lie just to get with you and then use you. never trust ANYONE named Robert Morsch.
by fuckyourobertmorsch August 25, 2011
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robert

a man with a small penis who is so oly
hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY
YEgh he is a robert
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