muffin

allie , the girl that likes the cock way too much

Man, muffin is all up on my piece all the time.

by JewBag October 31, 2003

muffin

mother + fuckin = muffin

i'm so muffin annoyed right now!!!

by colleenybeany February 18, 2009

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Wagga muffin

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.

Aye is a wagga muffin

by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015

Muffin lovin

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it

Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin

by Double triple May 16, 2016

Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

by Greeface February 8, 2010